Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
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Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML
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lat1404 16
Turn around and get it washed again. It's worth £10.
silvercamaro 22
I guess you haven't read that many FML's, when I think of the worst ones they usually have to do with physical or emotional pain, vomit can be cleaned off.
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Comments (90)
hawk2099 7
Fail
nathansch 11
Atleast it didn't get in your car like if you had the window down(:
rosso700 14
Sick. I'm sorry that happened to you
wolverine47 10
That's what you get for driving on the wrong side of the road! MURICA!! Lol
davedarave 6
Well at least now you can clean it yourself.
DanielleinDC 34
Egad. I guess the passenger of the van in front of you couldn't suggest that the driver pull over (or the driver said no, just puke out the window). Aren't there laws about throwing projectiles from moving vehicles, even if that projectile is in sort of liquid form?
flewbi 6
I'm sorry op, that mental image just from reading that makes me cringe. :/
kamehamehadoken 2
What the **** is E10
oddities 20
It would be read as: 10 pounds. Which would be the currency where OP's from. Or at least part of it, I don't know very much about the money there.
Shade1982 21
What is this round thing you speak of?! A 'wheel'??? What on earth would you ever need that for?
zandalee 20
Could be worst. Driving down the highway a while back, a filthy bastard threw a very full with shit nappy out of the window. Guess who's windscreen it hit? I nearly drove off the road in fright. :(
Vanshikap 24
you should have gotten out and made them give you the money OP. anyway sorry about that,and hopefully u turned around and went back to the carwash.