Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
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AntX2 1
Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?
allisawk 0
My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?
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AliMarie 0
My piercing is crooked and you can barely notice. Not a big deal.
jessxoxo28 5
omg, that sucks!!!!
catatonicsleep 17
I don't get why people are saying the girls freckle would have to be disgusting.... my freckles are a light tan colour, a colour pens come in. The freckle wouldn't have to be a big and black to get it confused with a pen mark. Freckles also don't need to be removed, I think you are mixing freckles up with moles which are often removed
bizz8290 0
i think pierced the marker :)
whatevs80 0
#1, #24 Farmgirl- if you really do attend a top 10 private college it you should have more class than to call the OP those derogatory names. Frankly you sound like a terribly immature middle schooler. OP - if it bothers you that much, remove it, let it heal and have it done correctly.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#22: The OP could be black, the freckles I have are black. As my mother & aunts. So that's why I think that it got mistaken for a black sharpie dot maybe? farmgirl: Well for one, I am no ****, have never done anything besides make out wth a guy and I have my navel pierced, I am also smart I plan on graduating high school early, even though I will only be 16. And I already have an in at Duke University. Secondly, where do you get off convincing yourself that? You are incredibily sheltered because you know nothing. You may be at a private college but you are so very stupid. I understand that everyone has their own opinions, but you state yours as though they are facts. They aren't. So please just rid the Internet of your propaganda. BITCH! OP: OUCH! That must have hurt, like hell. I am really sorry. Maybe they can fix it, and the scar can heal, eh?
survivalism 0
What were you so busy with that you didn't watch what he was doing? YDI, and you also have trampy piercings.
52fremont 0
I love judgmental people! FYL a little bit because my navel piercing was pretty painful, so I wouldn't have wanted to get it done again.
nessa69_fml 0
#1 i bet your fat and ugly.
_FYL_ 0
WTF #1 Piercing you're belly button does NOT mean your a ******* *****..unless if you're like 11-14 I guess it's a bit slutty..( I don't have my belly button pierced) So STFU That sucks tho..what a retard who can you not tell the difference!?!?!