Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, a few years after getting mugged inspired me to start hitting the gym and taking karate classes, I was mugged again, this time in front of my girlfriend who I actually met at the gym. I was knocked out with one punch. It was the same mugger with the same neck tattoo. FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
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Top comments
ShleeG 23
Maybe start taking some self defence classes. Although you shouldn't feel bad being saved by a 15 year old. Kickass people come in all shapes and sizes
Tripartita 45
Nice, an early draft of the Deadpool screenplay got published as an FML! Man, Negasonic Teenage Warhead was an awesome character.
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Comments (67)
Saluriel 12
Feel lucky that someone helped you. Another man saved a woman from being raped, got stabbed multiple times, and bled out on the sidewalk begging for help while people just walked past him.
Lazureneku777 13
#PraiseTheAwesomeGothGirls
pixierara 28
Or maybe just anyone who does something good ya know
xrayspecs 6
Don't stress, she had time to evaluate the situation, you didn't, shock screws us all up! Just be thankful that somebody was there for you!
ThatChamorro 17
Just be glad that someone saved you to live another day
ohSNAPyall 27
You're welcome, dude.
Wolf6661 22
Goth chicks r tough dude. Don't feel to bad
jjefferson159 14
See guys. Generation X (my generation) is good for something!!
ksks1234 33
Mugging people? A 15 year old falls no where close in the Gen Xer range, neither does a 21 year old.
chocolateteacup 25
Just be thankful about it :)
chosha_fml 27
Learn from this, OP. Not how to fight, but that there's nothing wrong with a man being saved by a girl. You'll be better for it and won't turn into one of those guys who can't stand being beaten in a game or sport by their girlfriend or feels shamed if his wife earns more than him.
AleyahRose123 6
Yeah adding the genders doesn't help because it makes it seem like being a boy has superiority