By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
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troll4thelulz 0

It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.

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iamchuck 0

Family functions are going to be a riot for years.

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Alpha35 4

YES.......... ruin the most happiest time of your life by farting next to your newly weded wife

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fortunefades 3

i'd be asking if it was too late to take back the "I do", if i were your significant other (;

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sparklies 0

omg I feel so bad for you

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beautifulppl 0

if today was your wedding day why the he'll are u on fml?!?!

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saranottelling 7

This was explained in the comments already. Every FML post MUST begin with "Today".

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bobbysnickers 0

jack the RIPPER johnny trombone timmy toot toot freddy flatuence gregory gassman oh sorry, just thinking what you should change your name to.

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joemudda 0

that sucks probably gonna go on americas fav home vids

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sleeepy2 0

That's an awesome story. Embarrassing now, but will be a great memory for the future. And yes, send it to America's Funniest Videos asap! You could win $10,000 easily!

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