Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
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Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
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troll4thelulz 0
It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.
iamchuck 0
Family functions are going to be a riot for years.
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Comments (69)
kingtuna 0
Did you leave a skidmark in your Bridal Dress? Wtf
kingtuna 0
Thar she blows!!!
sabatical 0
*snortgiggle*
perdix 31
I hope it was in one of those churches where they use a lot of incense! Or maybe the priest/minister quickly lit a match. Nobody wants to smell that kind of chemistry.
Sheepish 0
Who said it was at a church?
kroms001_fml 0
well, if the OP is a female - we now have video evidence that women indeed do pass gas. if not - no big deal :(
Foxfire15 15
You know, I kinda feel sorry for you, but this is one of those thing you'll look back at later and life and laugh at. Heck, you might win something if you send the tape into AFV >_>
I_have_no_clue 0
way to break the ice
tama_tee 0
hahaha 3 ur pic is makin me rotfl
morgan020 0
haha that blows. I messed my vows up then started laughing when my husbands ring wouldn't go on. people still ask me what I was laughing about. but they're going to be laughing at you for a lonnnnng time to come better get used to it
Kaiden2554 3
hehehehehe ur fwt
InfantryMarc 0
could be worse my wife burped extremely loud after we got announced as husband and wife. just one of those thing u look back at and laugh go spend ur honeymoon bangin hid brains out and maybe he'll forget bout it
xMissxMurderx 1
I can't stop laughing at this!