Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
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troll4thelulz 0
It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.
iamchuck 0
Family functions are going to be a riot for years.
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Comments (69)
rachelleg 0
i took my husband as my wife and had the priest correct me and make me do it again as it wouldn't b legal in the church if I didn't my family enjoy makin me watch it again and again 2 coz the priest didn't correct me nicely either lol
meneedlove 0
This, my friend, is something people will remember for all their lifes, and they will occasionally(=everytime there is a chance xD) remember it to you also xD
shaybaby07 2
that really sucks but on your first anniversary you will laugh at this
MaraMacK 0
some brother he is...
MaraMacK 0
WTF is up with pic 29?
rockhound 0
29???? WTF is up with 41's pic?!
julie3841 11
that's gotta kill, embarassment-wise. but just think how much worse it could've been..there are so many ways it could've been so much worse.
starzchick 0
send the tape into america's funniest home videos and make some $$$ from the situation
stormie1 0
what does 'op' mean!?
Cathrin 26
Original Poster. i.e. the person who posted the FML
IchBeinEinTier 0
original poster, the person writing the fml.
vanillathirteen 0
#24 yeah people are a*sholes.. by the way, I have almost the same dogs as you:D