Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
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troll4thelulz 0
It could've been worse, you could've had explosive diarrhea while saying your vows.
iamchuck 0
Family functions are going to be a riot for years.
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Comments (69)
ryanm69 0
I love how it doesn't show proof if your a guy or not... yet, people do winks and shit.
JYxforever 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH memories will be there forever XD OMG! must of smelled sooo much hahahaha
i_wuz_nver_here 31
once instead of sneezing I farted really loud noone noticed though
skyttlz 32
i sneezed and farted at the same time once
Gangstakid 0
lol thats freaking funny can i see the tape
fairypower 4
sarahboxx is hot jailbait
sld_proud 4
Omgsh! That's embarrassing, lol I'm so sorry.
bonacca 2
On my wedding day I got into a fight , broke my hand and made a baby....... so be happy happy u just farted.
88sforlife 0
Haha
DeathShad0 1
Brother is made of win.
mcmurdy1980 0
lmfao. man that sucks.