Love: Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because...

By Anonymous - 26/05/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML

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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 20:36 - United States - Temecula

Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 05:29 - Australia - Perth

Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML

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By crapedup - 10/10/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

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By longing for emancipation - 30/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Mitchell

Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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By and she doesn't even give bjs - 09/02/2013 00:44 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML

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By Colby - 15/11/2013 16:59 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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Nadron 21

Wednesday 27 May 2015 0:37

"May thy milk be blessed for thy thirst." Amen.

fakedsincerity 32

Wednesday 27 May 2015 0:38

Oh dear. Tell her to do some Google research. Also have a milk related joke: Why is milk the fastest food? Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Comments

jerome72 14

Wednesday 27 May 2015 0:49

perhaps the "yes, dear" route may have been applied here

rayman173 2

Wednesday 27 May 2015 2:36

Omg I thought I was thr only one who used this route

brycemash 9

Wednesday 27 May 2015 1:16

I love when the comments are funnier than the post. Oh and now I'm gonna get hate cause I said my opinion.

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 27 May 2015 1:20

Nope I agree with you. And I found the whole thing funny as hell lol. Sorry, OP, that the whole thing turned into a heated argument. Hope everything worked out, though. For anyone looking for additional laughs look up "South Park Milkman pasteurized" on Youtube. Hilarious.

Steve95401 49

Wednesday 27 May 2015 1:18

Louis Pasteur would be spinning in his centrifuge if he saw this post.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 27 May 2015 1:24

Holy cow?!

Dillyduzit 23

Wednesday 27 May 2015 1:26

Eh, couples argue about dumb things sometimes. Last night my husband and I argued about whether or not Twizzlers are licorice or not. But things like that are just laughable in the end. It's important not to take things too seriously.

alyciawatkins37 13

Wednesday 27 May 2015 1:36

Lmao!

91hayek 31

Wednesday 27 May 2015 1:49

Heated argument? There's some pasteurization right there.

spiNdraHekiLI 11

Wednesday 27 May 2015 2:15

GET.OUT.NOW

tournamentdecide 33

Wednesday 27 May 2015 6:34

Why? because his girlfriend was wrong about something? I'd hate to be in a relationship with someone like you. Just because she isn't the brightest doesn't mean she isnt a wonderful woman. And don't bring up how she argued over it; everyone is passionate about their opinions.