Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
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bigAC 6
what
TheDrudgeChild 4
Apparently he tried to swat a wasp away and got stung. He worded it like an idiot though.
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Comments (154)
electroguy02 4
Sorry, but if you talk that, you deserve to get attacked by a wasp. Oh, that was wrong of me. I shouldn't have apologized.
BrotherTheo 31
Sounds like someone needs more practice *Throws a wasps nest at OP*
LoveMay 10
Not sure I really get this FML... I understand what happened, just not sure why this is an FML at all .-.
firefighterjohn 9
nerd much?
InDenial 6
I thought that ninjas could actually kill and hit the wasp?
chosha_fml 27
Who swats at a wasp? Always a bad idea.
dhardesty23 8
how did this even make it to FML
dolllee73 4
You tried to hard. You have raped my ear with your forced attempt at comedy. No means no
DocBastard 40
Nazi helicopter, wasp. Nazi helicopter, wasp... *does extensive research* Yes, that officially goes down as the worst metaphor in the history of metaphors. Well done.
Margemander 4
I dunno, considering W.A.S.P. generally stands for "white Anglo-Saxon male," then the use of Nazi here isn't too far off. Plus they are mean and fly. I don't think it's the worst metaphor ever, but it could use more thought since I don't think wasps can tell a person's ethnicity. That said, I still think OP is dumb for slapping at the damn thing.
johnny631 4
Cool story queea