Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
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bigAC 6
what
TheDrudgeChild 4
Apparently he tried to swat a wasp away and got stung. He worded it like an idiot though.
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Comments (154)
okiidokii_fml 6
I will never think of wasp again!
Llama_Face89 34
The same way?
jnick020804 2
All you need is a zombie In there then you will have a full set
jtalt92 5
Then they obviously weren't ninja like skills.
auspycious 0
FINISH HIM!!!
danube_fml 7
This is ridiculously stupid. How did this even get through moderation?
bizarre_ftw 22
The epic battle of good and evil!! Actually just a wasp with an attitude problem attacking a boy with an over active imagination. Ice it, nurse it, get over it. It's a damn wasp!
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
Meth, a hell of a drug
silentbutfunny 0
"Cocain is one hell of a drug"**
ArielTheMermaid 17
Lol wut?
Birdie_Sage 0
Your making ninjas look so bad right now..
ActionManly 11
What are you, 12?