Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
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bigAC 6
what
TheDrudgeChild 4
Apparently he tried to swat a wasp away and got stung. He worded it like an idiot though.
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Comments (154)
Calyx_fml 22
You should have used chop sticks ninja man.
CabbageTrees 13
Oh wow, because swatting at a wasp is so ninja-like. smh -.-
kittenvks 11
It's all in how you do the swatting that makes it ninja like, if you were a ninja you'd know that.
Clamcreepy 7
You should've just vanished, that's what a real ninja does when the fight is getting too rough.
Pinkfl0yd 9
This is why you wear gloves.
silentbutfunny 0
Giggity
Thatoneginger 0
This isn't even an FML. To much Anime?
zombicidal 11
you tried too hard to word this in a humorous way
boydeee01 7
Agreed. OP sounds like an idiot.
Thatoneginger 0
Sounds like some one has been watching to much Anime...
Vaati_fml 20
24 - There's no such thing as too much anime.
DjeePee 25
A Nazi helicopter? Right. Well, ninja, as you should know: if your enemy is too strong for you, running is better than fighting.
budnut 10
Real ninjas don't run from fights they FINISH THEM
Colonel_Lexi 18
Am I the only one who thought about Mortal Kombat when I read this? "FINISH HIM!"
philipino 24
FATALITY!
thiscrazything 1
Tennis racket always works for me. You can have fun, and perfect your swing while you slice and dice. Works like a charm.
InDenial 6
In Australia, we have these devices that are tennis racquets but the strings are electric so when you turn it on it is used to smack insects and hopefully zap them to death :3
zombicidal 11
in Soviet Russia bug zap you
MissMae93 23
Strange, we have those in Canada too. Could it be that this incredible invention has gone global?! *sarcastic gasp followed by a facepalm*