Today, I got into a fight with my parents when they called me a bad driver. Imagine their smugness when I had to call them two hours later and tell them that I drove into a pole. FML
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Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
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mds9986 24
Well you kind of deserve it if you drove into a pole. Pay attention more at the wheel, it could be a person next time.
AC98 19
Their smugness was justified
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Comments (33)
Quetzal27 12
YDI, you deserved to drive into that pole. I mean its not that hard to drive, or were you talking/texting on the cellphone?
PenguinBitch 44
The fight distracted you perhaps. It seems their harsh words made you believe you are a bad driver.
Grayness_ 26
I've been driving since I was 14, how did that even happen? were you texting? Because a person does not simply run into a pole.
lostinareverie 21
You didn't deserve the accident and I hope you're okay, along with the car being fixable! But you deserve the smugness from your parents!
daddysgirl243 21
Ya, you're a bad driver
devildog562 33
I never understood why people crash into none moving objects . I'm hoping ice snow hurricane or some other force contributed ... You deserve it simply for having an argument and probably leaving pissed and driving wrecklessly..... Oh wait. Yea I am aware of grammar o those dense enough to come here for an English lesson.
Zebediabolical 45
He drove recklessly and got into a wreck.
ILikeKoalas 24
Perhaps be more considerate of their opinions, and use it to practice being a better driver… so next time you don't drive into a damn pole.
mustangbravo 27
I guess they were right.
nitemastr15 17
Just calmly explain that its not your fault. The pole clearly had it in for ya and jumped in front of your car. If that doesn't work, blame it on them ans say you were distracted by the fight.
worldclassrager 41
Is the pole okay?