FML : Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word....

Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By caterinette / Thursday 27 November 2014 02:04 / Portugal

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By SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#6128833 - Thursday 27 November 2014 11:43

I think you should get a shovel and leave the crap on her front door.

By DocBastard | 38

#6128877 - Thursday 27 November 2014 13:20

My cat did that to me, but her brain is the size of a large walnut.

I have to assume the same about your batshit crazy neighbour.

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By SharnaaaBanana | 22

#6128829 - Thursday 27 November 2014 11:39

...people do some strange things sometimes

HarshD9619 | 34

#6128888 - Thursday 27 November 2014 13:38

Brace yourselves for overused shit related puns.

By phaelnb | 26

#6128831 - Thursday 27 November 2014 11:39

Steaming? Is she THAT hot?

onlychildFTW | 33

#6129645 - Friday 28 November 2014 12:01

Poop is pretty hot when it comes out. If you've ever had an accident in your pants you'd know. Trust me. Lol.

By PeaceFull | 3

#6128832 - Thursday 27 November 2014 11:39

Your neighbour is an animal?

Dekat121 | 24

#6129740 - Friday 28 November 2014 17:06

she certainly acts like one

By SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#6128833 - Thursday 27 November 2014 11:43

I think you should get a shovel and leave the crap on her front door.

teyyoshi | 19

#6128835 - Thursday 27 November 2014 11:48

throw the crap into her face immediately

nevm | 11

#6128961 - Thursday 27 November 2014 15:37

Pretty sure that would be an assault

Kielnmsoftly | 26

#6129163 - Thursday 27 November 2014 20:24

Worth it though!

jake_braves | 24

#6129586 - Friday 28 November 2014 8:41

Yes, and put it in a paper bag and write "brownies" on it lol.

By creativityisnt | 19

#6128838 - Thursday 27 November 2014 11:55

Well that stinks

By Jasper1405 | 16

#6128840 - Thursday 27 November 2014 11:57

that is a really shitty way to start the day.

By christina3466 | 17

#6128846 - Thursday 27 November 2014 12:18

Spread it all on her stairs so when she walks down them, she trips on her own shit.

IamHercules | 24

#6129135 - Thursday 27 November 2014 19:30

Now that is just evil. You should find out what provoked this, you don't want to start a feud do you?

ekim300 | 26

#6129213 - Thursday 27 November 2014 22:27

I dunno, but I'm pretty sure I would notice shit smeared all over my steps before actually using them..

By chuka81 | 27

#6128852 - Thursday 27 November 2014 12:30

Well, shit.

By ChildrenOfFilth | 12

#6128855 - Thursday 27 November 2014 12:41

Awww she left you a present.

By MrConcise | 34

#6128866 - Thursday 27 November 2014 13:00

I'd chalk the outline of that poo, because there was a crime today. More specifically, a murder.

Let us all take a moment of silence for human decency.