Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML
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SharnaaaBanana
| 22
...people do some strange things sometimes
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HarshD9619
| 34
Brace yourselves for overused shit related puns.
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phaelnb
| 26
Steaming? Is she THAT hot?
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Poop is pretty hot when it comes out. If you've ever had an accident in your pants you'd know. Trust me. Lol.
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PeaceFull
| 3
Your neighbour is an animal?
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Dekat121
| 24
she certainly acts like one
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SweetasCandy0609
| 28
I think you should get a shovel and leave the crap on her front door.
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teyyoshi
| 19
throw the crap into her face immediately
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nevm
| 12
Pretty sure that would be an assault
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Kielnmsoftly
| 26
Worth it though!
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jake_braves
| 25
Yes, and put it in a paper bag and write "brownies" on it lol.
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creativityisnt
| 19
Well that stinks
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Jasper1405
| 16
that is a really shitty way to start the day.
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christina3466
| 17
Spread it all on her stairs so when she walks down them, she trips on her own shit.
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IamHercules
| 24
Now that is just evil. You should find out what provoked this, you don't want to start a feud do you?
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ekim300
| 26
I dunno, but I'm pretty sure I would notice shit smeared all over my steps before actually using them..
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chuka81
| 27
Well, shit.
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ChildrenOfFilth
| 12
Awww she left you a present.
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MrConcise
| 34
I'd chalk the outline of that poo, because there was a crime today. More specifically, a murder.
Let us all take a moment of silence for human decency.
Let us all take a moment of silence for human decency.
I have to assume the same about your batshit crazy neighbour.