By caterinette - 27/11/2014 02:04 - Portugal

Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 163
You deserved it 2 246

Same thing different taste

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I think you should get a shovel and leave the crap on her front door.

My cat did that to me, but her brain is the size of a large walnut. I have to assume the same about your batshit crazy neighbour.

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SharnaaaBanana 22

...people do some strange things sometimes

Brace yourselves for overused shit related puns.

Poop is pretty hot when it comes out. If you've ever had an accident in your pants you'd know. Trust me. Lol.

I think you should get a shovel and leave the crap on her front door.

that is a really shitty way to start the day.

christina3466 17

Spread it all on her stairs so when she walks down them, she trips on her own shit.

Now that is just evil. You should find out what provoked this, you don't want to start a feud do you?

I dunno, but I'm pretty sure I would notice shit smeared all over my steps before actually using them..

ChildrenOfFilth 12

I'd chalk the outline of that poo, because there was a crime today. More specifically, a murder. Let us all take a moment of silence for human decency.