Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML
I agree, your life sucks 905
You deserved it 199

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Plot twist: She said your name because she was going to tell you to be careful with her favorite glass.

Good thing she didn't know that was the glass you've been peeing in.

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Plot twist: She said your name because she was going to tell you to be careful with her favorite glass.

“Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?” - The Oracle

Good thing she didn't know that was the glass you've been peeing in.

Hopefully that’s all they’re doing and not making a full chamber pot out of it

Sounds like some quality time is due