Jumpy By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML I agree, your life sucks 946 You deserved it 211 Tweet Share
Plot twist: She said your name because she was going to tell you to be careful with her favorite glass.
Good thing she didn't know that was the glass you've been peeing in.