Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
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Top comments
zinoxity 23
Damn. That takes skill! But I doubt he's good enough to actually make it sound exactly like you.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Tell him it wasn't you, then beat your co-worker to a pulp. If you are willing to go that far, you probably aren't lying.
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Comments (96)
Argenisjose 9
Just tell to watch that you didn't do it on camera
Llamacod 11
And if camera not there?
Sienna420 4
It took me a second to understand this fml haha
mavstrr1764847 1
Unless they did it after the firing. The way it's worded, it could just be a friend trying to "help" their co-worker out as revenge. Just saying.
shane_109 8
Your coworker is a dick
Akharr01 5
He's gotta be good mayne
zenrael 21
It was at the workplace dumbass.
AceArctic 4
The way I read this, I got that the OP IS his daughter, so the whole "Bang his wife!" thing doesn't make sense...
AceArctic 4
Oh, I get it now... Derp.
livelobster123 14
Ouch, OP. Key his car as revenge. FYL
clutz123 5
he must be really really good at imitating voices.
Fmlsea 28
Now that ur fired u can punch that co worker in the face without worrying about getting fired lol