Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
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Top comments
zinoxity 23
Damn. That takes skill! But I doubt he's good enough to actually make it sound exactly like you.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Tell him it wasn't you, then beat your co-worker to a pulp. If you are willing to go that far, you probably aren't lying.
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Comments (96)
Pelreskovich 11
Well that is unfortunate, did you explain the situation and he still didn't believe you? ..if so, I see no other option than getting with his daughter as revenge.
ThisIsMyReign 4
One word "revenge" :D
1JDub 6
That is truly a great prank....bang his wife, that will even things up!!!!
deviable 9
Um, what?
GoW_Chick 15
Was this FML really that hard to understand?
Sienna420 4
I thought it was... I thought he meant his co worker did that after he got fired...
ladyLALAA 29
44 Me too, either way he still hot fired though!
ICATiger 13
Time to piss in his coffee.
parkerwashere 6
Or pee lemonade
RabidBunny 10
Your coworker has talent. He's almost like a human parrot!
biggestfan23 11
Seems like you got a real friend there. At least he stuck by your side until the very end
akito11 5
I'd punch the co-worker is his ******* face, and when I'm done, I'D PUNCH HIM IN HIS ******* FACE
Llamacod 11
So, you'd punch your co-worker in his face twice?
InUrArea 4
You need a good lawyer
THE_A_TEEN 28
Make an appointment with me to discuss revenge tactics. I'll guarentee success for you. We'll fight for you!