Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
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Top comments
zinoxity 23
Damn. That takes skill! But I doubt he's good enough to actually make it sound exactly like you.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Tell him it wasn't you, then beat your co-worker to a pulp. If you are willing to go that far, you probably aren't lying.
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Comments (96)
xgetxbentx 13
I'm with number 8, I think that's wrongful termination, especially because there's no real proof you said it and assuming your place of work has cameras, there's generally one outside the bosses office. Talk to a lawyer.
TomHarrow 5
Coworker sounds like an asshole. Unless it was just a joke. In which case that's pretty funny. Sorry you lost your job for it though OP. I'd beat that dude/bitch that did that to you.
psuedodragon 23
How can the same action qualify as being jerky AND funny entirely dependant on whether or not the offender says "It was just a joke"? No, the coworker is an ass regardless of whether they meant it as a joke or not. Getting somebody fired is never funny.
laupow89 4
Why does everyone keep assuming the coworker is male? The OP's username is XxJennJennXx, therefore her voice was most likely imitated by a female coworker.
nowais 0
Find out where he lives and express how you on his front porch :)
Voldy_fml 16
Hit him over the head with a chair!
HearMeComin 0
Did your coworker dislike youu?
BoredinCbus 11
Screw it, at least it's funny. What's he gonna do- fire you again?
edoohan619 10
he's not really your coworker now is he? if you just got fired
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
65/66- Your comment sucked so bad the first time that there was no one left to hate on the double post.
Ghostrhyder12 0
dont worry! hes not your coworker anymore...because you were fired.