Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I got fired from my low-paying, depression-inducing job. At least now I have a "real reason" to be depressed. FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my personal trainer fired me. Why? Because I wanted to focus on strength training, not weight loss, and refused to track my carb intake or fasting hours or "hold off on carbs til the optimal time of day." Nice to know I'm not allowed to be satisfied with my own weight. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML
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Top comments
music_woman1 11
Wouldn't you be something to work towards? Like a source of encouragement? And if someone "overweight" works there, the customers wouldn't see the point of it..
randomthing 22
I bet you can find a better job somewhere else ^^
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Comments (173)
FireFlie07 20
Umm, pretty sure that falls under illegal and discriminatory.
jwebster 8
Illegal. They can't fire you for that
pfclunchbox005 1
That's illegal to fire you over aperence. . Get a lawyer.
Dravite 9
Shouldn't that be an inspiration rather than depressing? FYL Sorry OP
mycatsaysmeow 7
You'd think that upon seeing you, they'd actually be motivated and not depressed.
br0ccoli 15
O haha. Read too fast.
perdix 31
That's easy, just fatten up a bit. There's a healthy weight range (not a single number) and you are likely below the bottom end. Chow down until you reach a few pounds higher than the bottom end of the range. The trick is stopping before you zoom up through the top of the range and enter the Fatty McFatFat Zone.
smdthinks 0
I think that's illegal, they can't just fire you for being more attractive than the clientel
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Women who purposely try to look like Skeletor should be feed to the dogs. Dogs like bones.
SluggerJ 7
Skinny is not sexy OP. slim is sexy if you can see every bone in your body you have a problem.