Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
I'll give you something to mope about
Today, I got fired from my low-paying, depression-inducing job. At least now I have a "real reason" to be depressed. FML
Mixed signals
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
You must conform!
Today, my personal trainer fired me. Why? Because I wanted to focus on strength training, not weight loss, and refused to track my carb intake or fasting hours or "hold off on carbs til the optimal time of day." Nice to know I'm not allowed to be satisfied with my own weight. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Song sung blue
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML
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music_woman1 11
Wouldn't you be something to work towards? Like a source of encouragement? And if someone "overweight" works there, the customers wouldn't see the point of it..
randomthing 22
I bet you can find a better job somewhere else ^^
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Comments (173)
adammeyer 4
It's better than being fired for being too fat!
NotAlwaysRight 11
Not to mention that pretty much every company that deals with customer service prefers to hire fit/thin/healthy people as, no matter what everyone says here, that's what brings the customers in. I've worked in customer service for 15 years and manage a restaurant and that's what sells the public.
rightspark 7
It sucks to get fires I know. You could bring a wrongful termination suit to feel better and get some money in these hard times
Jasonf6 0
That isnt a valid reason to fire someone. Sue them
evilplatypus 39
115 - If they find what someone says outrageous or unbelievable, it's far easier to re-read and double check that what they're reading is, indeed, outlandish, than it is to write a reply. Reading is our friend
ashra_Raivyn 2
Wish I was too skinny damn!
missunderstanded 5
thats a sin. if you're n
1979cj7 0
120 I agree with the health issues. I have problems and can't digest my food properly so I am 6' 125lbs and you wouldn't believe how many people make fun of you for that
_overandout_ 10
Wrongful termination-alert! But hey, at least you're skinny :P
ImTheAlpha 30
That makes absolutely no sense.