Love: Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party,...

By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By kukadaman - 15/03/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 387

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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You deserved it 3 972

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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You deserved it 7 529

By Jae_Hellyun - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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Bye bye love

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 006

Intervention

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 02:01

Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML

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You deserved it 201

perdix 29

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:59

I envision her putting on an outrageous Donald Trump wig, looking straight into the camera and saying, "You're fired." Is that how it happened?

Doortje 29

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:03

Yay, now you can relive it every day :D

Comments

r0ck_this 0

Monday 13 December 2010 17:37

youtube URL or it didn't happen. look on the bright side - it gives you motivation to do something awesome with your life so that one day when they are looking at old home movies and they see that and she wonders what you're doing, you can be doing something great and having a much better life than being with that attention ***** bitch. :)

wriptidez 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:03

buttholes

prettybitchswagg 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 18:39

lol this reminds me of euro trip when fiona broke up with scotty lol scotty dosen't know oh scotty dosen't know so dont tell scotty!!

jkjkelly 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:20

I wanna see it now...

yclept 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 5:59

if they put it on YouTube you should post a url.

Fail4all 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:57

Ah, doesn't life just suck? Anyways, there's a simple answer to this problem you could have implemented: ruin her mother's birthday! You could have gotten revenge!