Love: Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party,...

By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 060

By kukadaman - 15/03/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 387

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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You deserved it 2 772

By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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You deserved it 3 972

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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You deserved it 7 529

By Jae_Hellyun - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 4 344

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 854

Bye bye love

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 006

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 02:01

Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML

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You deserved it 201

perdix 29

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:59

I envision her putting on an outrageous Donald Trump wig, looking straight into the camera and saying, "You're fired." Is that how it happened?

Doortje 29

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:03

Yay, now you can relive it every day :D

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cj91 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:31

Could of been worse...least her family didn't clap and cheer.

obxgal13 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:54

ooooo nice....

DudeImBetter 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:58

3 what's that bong looking item in your picture.

Jacki24 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:21

Wow now the family will probably show it to werent at the party...

lexi365 20

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:25

the perfect gift for her mom

goatmanjizz 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:27

cum on her mums nose

DudeImBetter 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:09

makes sense.

yusootic 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 11:42

That sucks but at least you are remembered...

lovestoomassage 0

Monday 13 December 2010 0:50

ouch..

Brak61 5

Monday 13 December 2010 5:03

You should've said, "That's okay babe, your oral skills need a lot of work anyway! Buh-bye!".

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