By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
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CockRocket 0

Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."

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Kawboy 1

Good lord there're somethings god doesn't even need to know!

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chanma 0

where could you possibly be jogging, where a goat crosses your path?

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aardvarkish 15

You again, pendatik! We do have some posers, but you're the real thing. The movie that came to mind for me was Wayne's World: "This man blows goats" But seriously, who doesn't have a scary goat story?

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HeavyMetalViking 0

YDI for singing "Eye of the tiger" out loud while jogging, goats hate that song.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Goats kill more people on average than any other animal. Can't argue with those facts. Vicious bastards come down from the mountains just for the pure joy of the slaughter.

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aardvarkish 15

Good to know. I wonder how many of those are vegan...

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becky_becks 0

Poor goat, watch where you are jogging next time....I would not be surprised if PETA was trying to hunt you down at this very moment.

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Aozora_fml 8

Thats why you chew the new stride spark. That would have never happened :D

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