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By steppppphhhhhh - 09/04/2013 08:18 - United States - Pacifica

Today, I got called an "evil Nazi bitch" because I let a customer know that this is the last day our store will have free plastic bags. FML

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By kismet_fire - 04/11/2014 22:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her 3 different bags. FML

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By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:18 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML

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By Anon - 08/03/2012 11:53 - United States

Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

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By chubbyreddevil - 31/01/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

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By Unhelpful - 07/02/2012 04:27 - United States

Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

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Knock yourself out, dude

By pornstorebitch - 23/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 06:13 - Australia

Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML

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Asshat

By marenthehollow - 31/10/2016 00:33 - United States - American Fork

Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML

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HortonThelephant 15

Tuesday 9 April 2013 15:45

And the correlation between Nazi Germany, and you is...?

warturtle 14

Tuesday 9 April 2013 15:46

i did nazi that coming

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Toeshoes3 4

Tuesday 9 April 2013 19:29

Stupid bag ban. There's a law in Austin stating there are to be no more plastic bags. Only reusable bags can be used

Firebalone 13

Tuesday 9 April 2013 19:36

Hmm, you must live in Austin, lol.

token_blackguy 18

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:27

If I know my history, that is pretty much how it started.

Freethaawave 19

Tuesday 9 April 2013 20:30

At my high school Latin was a course in grade 9 so a lot of people took it. Its the basis of a lot of undead (?) languages.

docscientist 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:10

You guys should get off four's case. Reading Harry Potter doesn't mean you know Latin. But seriously, most people don't take Latin, including the made-up word.

cylus13 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:53

Must be in Austin.

WtfLoser 13

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:24

We've had this law regarding plastic bags over a year ago here in Canada...

BlackRogue 8

Wednesday 10 April 2013 7:23

Meant to thumbs up, sorry! Stupid iPhone! I hope us Canadians keep going greener so our kids can have a clean planet to enjoy :)

WhoopWhoop321 18

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:46

Whooooaaaahhhh overreaction!

CanadianCutie22 16

Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:42

she's an evil naziii

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 10 April 2013 3:55

When I'm in Canada we have to pay 5 cents per plastic bag, and then after that bag our own groceries. Don't see us complaining. .-.

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