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your mom is awesome
Haven't heard about. Not on news. Fake.
*presses the so what button* It may be a little annoying to have your school on lockdown, but how is "my mom said she would tape it" a FML? Whatever, who cares, nothing happened, and you got out of class, you should be happy.
she didn't seem concerned about him >_> that's why it's an fml
Not fake, just because it wasn't on the news. This happened at my old high school the other day, Westlake High School in Austin, Texas.
Yes, it did happen. In Austin Texas. Google Austin Statesman newspaper. Next time search before you speak... DICKasaurus.
Wrong again Genius. The school was on lockdown. No one went no where. You are going to be such a loser.
what I want to know is why were you texting your mom during lockdown?
Journalists need people like her on the frontlines.
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Show it anywayhow does he deserve it fag ****
why is that bad?
I dont get it either, was his mother supposed to come riding on a unicorn to kill the guy will a gun?
#73 made my day . but same here.. I read the comments and replies for #1 and it said tht she wasn't concerned about him.. I don't get this fml
Why is this a FML? Later you can all enjoy it again over xmas dinner...
Soo not seeing the FML in this at all.
i think you are all idiots. it's an fml because there was a ******* crazy man that could have gone into the school and shot someone and his mom didn't care. jesus christ.
Why was this comment rated "bad"? It's only the truth x'D
totally agree with #12 and #9, he shouldn't care either. Did he really think that the man was going to burst into the school and start shooting? This is a stupid FML.
WTF?? You should consider reading some news sites instead of wanking to ********** **** all day. This stuff happens many times each year.
@12... only because you prefer little boys...
Things like that have happened before.
maby his mom did care but would u rather a mom that get all hysterical over everything or one that tries to make a joke to lighten the mood
Ad hominem attacks (attacking the person for things that have nothing to do with this whole debacle) are never cool.
That must have been suspicious! You can't sit in your car for two hours in Texas. It's too ******* hot. You have to be crazy to sit in a car here. The gun? Big deal, everyone's got one or two of them on them at any given time. This IS Texas!
he probably is crazy. haha it's kind of weird to just have a gun out by a school. that is why we need more people like clive owen in shoot em up. he wouldn't take that shit!
you are such a retarded mofo. now you know the weather, everyday in TX?
Yes, I do live here. While FML's have to start with "Today" as a rule, it often means within the past few days. It's been pretty ******* hot here, asshole.
you texted during a lockdown?!? If that had gone off while a man was in the school you would have been dead!
LOL, wow, ur mom definitely loves u
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i think you are all idiots. it's an fml because there was a ******* crazy man that could have gone into the school and shot someone and his mom didn't care. jesus christ.
your mom is awesome