Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
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Top comments
Davids9199 14
Dude **** her and people like that honestly you can do a lot better than that bitch
KneelToMyPotato 18
What a horrible person
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Comments (150)
DA3Z 16
Sorry OP, that's not cool. Don't crush on girls with disgusting personalities, crush on good women. Keep your head up, you'll get the one that deserves you.
dkane 12
I feel sorry for you OP, people do that to me too. Just ignore them and hang out with your real friends.
Nessco 36
So sorry you fell for such a horrible cow. Hopefully now you can move on and find someone who is worth your time and effort. Too many times we fall for the wrong people.
Blizzardstar 12
I'm so sorry. That horrible. Find a decent girl who at least shows people common decency.
worldclassrager 41
I would say to her friends put her up to it but I don't think they did
arrowgold 19
The sound like horrible people.
guii_fml 24
Suckering suckatash
_Elmo_Elmo_ 11
Bitch
JoyAda 11
******* bitch.
Colon_Man 17
Stumbling over your words in the presence of a crush isn't a speech impediment. It's teen anxiety. She might have missed the cues. ...or, she's just a big bitch.
Morning_fml 22
The ****? I think OP knows what he's talking about, it's not "teen anxiety". It's bad enough that the girl he likes is a piece of shit but don't add to that.
MRSwick2525 23
#51 I think OP would know if he had a Speech Impediment or not. Don't make it seem like he was exaggerating what happened.
Colon_Man 17
How many teens are running around with Aspergers that they self diagnosed? *answer; all of them.