Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
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Davids9199 14
Dude **** her and people like that honestly you can do a lot better than that bitch
KneelToMyPotato 18
What a horrible person
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Comments (150)
Honeyholic5 14
Evil Bi*ches
bangbang99 13
wow that's messed up bro.
midnightm16 24
I am so sorry that that happened to you. People can be cruel for no reason. You can do a hell of a lot better than that bitch.
zarrganaut 17
Wow, your crush needs to get a life. But it's good that now you know you won't be missing out..
teddybear208 9
she's a real bitch man you shouldn't have to put up with that
Omniprism 15
What a bitch! She can go **** herself! Not to mention I bet you and your speech are adorable. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You are beautiful and she's ******* ugly.
JohnnyKade 25
Th-th-th-That's All Folks!
scarlett3diaz 24
Alright jerk
MRSwick2525 23
More like Asshole
hoeslikedicks 21
She's a bitch
scarlett3diaz 24
What a bish, sorry OP
Etweens96 25
What a bitch! You deserve better op!