Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
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Davids9199 14
Dude **** her and people like that honestly you can do a lot better than that bitch
KneelToMyPotato 18
What a horrible person
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Comments (150)
1dvs_bstd 41
She feels like she's champagne in a glass when actually she's warm urine in a plastic cup. You'll do better, dude. Just let her go.. she's a mega bitch and what goes around, comes around, someone will likely do something as horrible to her as she's done to you.
chuka81 27
Wow, urine in a plastic cup. I couldn't agree more.
9a_1z 12
That is a beautiful metaphor, I'm tempted to use it myself sometime.
Xion0014 20
This is really messed up as someone who has a speak impepperment myself. In all seriousness tell her to put a sock in it.
crisanba 18
Shhhhhh well **** them
pooldude 24
why do people like this exist?! it just makes me sad sometimes... i am honestly sorry you had to go through something like that. :(
NostalgiaFreak9 43
They exist so that whenever we feel down, we can remember that we aren't those bitches.
LeashaJoy5595 28
Wow, that's as shallow as you can get, I am so sorry OP! Just know there are so many wonderful girls out there, you can do so much better. Just try to brush her and her friends off..
xDeadlyBlade99x 9
Bitch...
ArmyVet1 16
Honey, you don't need Assholes like that in your life. She's a waste of space and you are better than that. Assholes like that will get bit in the ass by Karma. Trust me, they will. Just keep a smile on your face and it's gonna be ok.
ColdRoxas 18
When ever someone is meshing with you karma always got your back....most of the time...
katelng09 16
Why are people even clicking the "you deserved it" button? This is awful op and I'm so sorry it happened
shmoooopie 29
I've hit it on accident before and unfortunately you can't undo it. Some people do it just to get the badge
Ajwc95 23
That's really low.
891_bob 6
Damn, that sucks. Hope you find someone better in life, OP