Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
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Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
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Top comments
Davids9199 14
Dude **** her and people like that honestly you can do a lot better than that bitch
KneelToMyPotato 18
What a horrible person
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Comments (150)
LyricaSilvan 30
That is so many kinds of not cool...
kobomk 5
you know, that actually happened to me once. I poured my heart to the girl I love on the phone and it turned out that her friends were listening to the whole conversation and laughing at me. It sucks but at least you now know that she is not worth your time.
helveeta 11
I hope she is no longer your crush?! She's a loser.
Squidley91 4
Probably not your crush now. You've seen the real her.
bluefairy_fml 24
Why do so many people get crushes on douchebags like these? I get that she is probably the kind of popular girl who knows how to always be in the center of attention, but don't these kinds of shallow people make it clear from the beginning that they have zero respect for those whom they deem beneath them?
lovelockdown23 23
no not really
MRSwick2525 23
That is not always true #32. I have hung out many of the popular girls when I was in High-School and none of my friends were like this at all. As a matter of fact they were always the nicest girls around. I guess that it just depends on morals and respect and clearly this chick that did this to OP has zero of either. But not all popular girls are like that.
Callmeseansaur 9
That is such a cruel and disgusting thing to do to another person. Her and her friends obviously have some serious issues if they have to resort to that kind of thing to get a laugh. Cut them all out of your life. They're not worth your time.
sweetsammiedee 16
Ugh what a b! Sorry OP, on the upside some SLP sessions will take care of that for you or at least help you control it. Chin up, not all girls are assholes.
interesting33 37
What does SLP mean? :)
gassymomma 4
sorry sweetie. that just shows she isn't with your time. the right girl will come along.
LegionRapier61 8
**** her... If she is the type of person that would purposely exploit something like a crush in order to ridicule you, then she is probably a piece of shit and doesn't deserve your praise. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but only some of them are woth catching.
kiyash 14
what a bitch -_-