By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
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Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

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I'm comfused. is there something I should know about this?.

He meant Justin bieber

No no, it's a simply a silly joke that was used a lot back when I was a tween about what a boy's name would be if he had a small penis. Literally "just in", nothing else to it. xD Was hoping to lighten the mood for the lad since being on the small side really isn't that much of a deal, but apparently the community isn't up for schadenfreude today. C:

thx for explaining. That's pretty funny! lol

no pretty sure it was a beiber joke

I know it's not a Bieber joke, but it would be funnier if it was.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

Or in her case, not hurt.

not to her

Just fuck her in the ass. She's sure to feel that.

better than "is it in yet?"

She clearly felt nothing lol.

@109 No, not really.

not her hahahah

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I hope it's just inexperience on her part. Women have very few nerve endings past the first couple inches - not sure what she was expecting.

Ummm, no? I can tell you from experience that's not true. At least not for everyone.

Well you may not have nerve endings past a few inches, but I do. Sucks for you.

few nerve endings? psssshhh what kind of vagina do you have.

From discovery health dot com, search vagina : "The internal walls of the vagina itself do not have a great supply of nerve endings, thus are not very sensitive to touch. The outer one-third of the vagina, especially near the opening, contains nearly 90 percent of the vaginal nerve endings and therefore is much more sensitive to touch than the inner two-thirds of the vaginal barrel." I don't have one, but I sure know how to make one come. Its part science, part art, part practice. OP will be ok with time.

lolololol you went to discoveryhealth.com for information about the vagina??? oh boy. Funny. Get a clue little boy.

Yeah idk what kind of vagina they're talking about ctfu

Umm yeah we can feel it... All of it.

#99 yah what they said:D

Damnit... I guess my tic tac comment will get creamed too. No idea why this is downvoted. I say good call!

Just because we have less nerve endings doesn't mean we can't feel it

I do not believe in the female orgasm. It's in the Bible.

@129, woah. you're single right? I can see why

that must be why your mother's breathe is always so month fresh

Damn dude. I'm sorry

Good thing you don't keep your personality in your dick. Hopefully it was just a thoughtless comment and she feels bad about it.

Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.

That must have been awkward...

Still better than the simple question "Is it in yet?"

Just respond to that with: "I don't know"

They say it's not the size but how you use it right?

The only people that say that are guys with small units.

False. I'm a woman and say that. I'd rather have a guy more experienced in different positions and knew how to use his fingers and tongue than to have a man with a large penis.

Yup, for many ladies stimulation by penetration only gets you so far.

That depends I know a girl who had a ex with a big one but did not know how to use it but then again if your to small no amount of skill is going to help

Hey, i like my men big, but there's been men that know how to use their small buddy

Certainly true. However big and knowing how to use it is quite amazing.

Honestly, out of who I've been with, the guy with the smallest penis was the best at actual intervcourse. Just proves that size isn't anything.

Maybe just try a different position. That can make a huge difference.

Cowgirl would probably work out just because her weight will be pulling her down then and there's more pressure and all.

There's lots of different positions to try! He could see it as a benefit that there's less of a likelihood he'll end up painfully jabbing her in the cervix when trying things out. There's also lots of toys to try, it can be a great opportunity to have fun rather than just compensating for something.