By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.


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I'm comfused. is there something I should know about this?.

tigerswordss 13

No no, it's a simply a silly joke that was used a lot back when I was a tween about what a boy's name would be if he had a small penis. Literally "just in", nothing else to it. xD Was hoping to lighten the mood for the lad since being on the small side really isn't that much of a deal, but apparently the community isn't up for schadenfreude today. C:

Redgy22 26

thx for explaining. That's pretty funny! lol

I know it's not a Bieber joke, but it would be funnier if it was.

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I hope it's just inexperience on her part. Women have very few nerve endings past the first couple inches - not sure what she was expecting.

Ummm, no? I can tell you from experience that's not true. At least not for everyone.

jezka374 15

Well you may not have nerve endings past a few inches, but I do. Sucks for you.

few nerve endings? psssshhh what kind of ****** do you have.

From discovery health dot com, search ****** : "The internal walls of the ****** itself do not have a great supply of nerve endings, thus are not very sensitive to touch. The outer one-third of the ******, especially near the opening, contains nearly 90 percent of the vaginal nerve endings and therefore is much more sensitive to touch than the inner two-thirds of the vaginal barrel." I don't have one, but I sure know how to make one come. Its part science, part art, part practice. OP will be ok with time.

lolololol you went to for information about the ******??? oh boy. Funny. Get a clue little boy.

cynthianicole95 9

Yeah idk what kind of ****** they're talking about ctfu

Damnit... I guess my tic tac comment will get creamed too. No idea why this is downvoted. I say good call!

Just because we have less nerve endings doesn't mean we can't feel it

I do not believe in the female ******. It's in the Bible.

@129, woah. you're single right? I can see why

that must be why your mother's breathe is always so month fresh

CaptainBat 9

Good thing you don't keep your personality in your dick. Hopefully it was just a thoughtless comment and she feels bad about it.

Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.

Still better than the simple question "Is it in yet?"

PePziNL 20

Just respond to that with: "I don't know"

They say it's not the size but how you use it right?

Badkarma4u 17

The only people that say that are guys with small units.

Angelrose2004 17

False. I'm a woman and say that. I'd rather have a guy more experienced in different positions and knew how to use his fingers and tongue than to have a man with a large penis.

Yup, for many ladies stimulation by penetration only gets you so far.

That depends I know a girl who had a ex with a big one but did not know how to use it but then again if your to small no amount of skill is going to help

Hey, i like my men big, but there's been men that know how to use their small buddy

Certainly true. However big and knowing how to use it is quite amazing.

Honestly, out of who I've been with, the guy with the smallest penis was the best at actual intervcourse. Just proves that size isn't anything.

Maybe just try a different position. That can make a huge difference.

Cowgirl would probably work out just because her weight will be pulling her down then and there's more pressure and all.

There's lots of different positions to try! He could see it as a benefit that there's less of a likelihood he'll end up painfully jabbing her in the cervix when trying things out. There's also lots of toys to try, it can be a great opportunity to have fun rather than just compensating for something.