Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
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Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML
Today, after getting up at 6 a.m., fighting with the dogs to wipe their paws off from the snow, and having to wait for a moving truck to move so I could get to work by 8, I got a call from my boss saying we were closed due to weather. It was 8:15. I was already there. FML
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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77taylah33 0
not working, in bed all day, and all rugged up sounds like a good day to me=)
rave_noises 0
Go impose on friend with a warm fireplace and a mountain of hot chocolate
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Comments (115)
ImCanadianEh 0
Lol it's been negative in Canada for the entire week. FYL I guess, but just suck it up and deal with it.
kindlystfupls 0
lol where in Canada are you? it just started snowing yesterday here in Leamington, Ontario. it was rainy and warmish (as in didn't need a coat but a sweater was required lol) on Tuesday!
miraggg 1
in montreal it was +10 yesterday with rain. snow is better
love_me_electric 20
I'm in Oakville, MB (Which is ironic, since #13 is from Oakville, ON) and it's -20 here. Our first real snow fall was mid-November and I think we've gotten like 2 feet since then. Still haven't gotten a snow day yet though :/
Judus_beej 0
lucky bugger. I want snow! damn you global warming!
XTheDesertSongX 17
Damn you, Global Warming! Wait, it doesn't exist. Thanks, Gore(: By the way nice Serj picture!
savs11 13
if you honestly don't believe in gobal warming than you need to open your eyes and do some research on how much the weather has changed over the years.
kiraaamaeee 0
it's actually called climate change not global warming.
XTheDesertSongX 17
It's gotten colder here over the years stupid. Liberal? I think so.
Cyosaric 0
People are stupid. It used to be weirder ten years ago. It's just an excuse for the economy. Also, remember the Ice Age. The Earth is just wierd.
XTheDesertSongX 17
Everything's just weird.
RedPillSucks 33
Sigh! It's not about coldness, it's about extreme weather changes. And, sorry, I wasn't around during the ice age, so I have no memory of it.
sourgirl101 29
So you don't believe in the "Ice age" because you weren't around to witness it? Just trying to understand where you are come from?(:
miraggg 1
ok first of all there are scientific facts that prove that global warming is indeed happening. just because you may not be able to see it first hand does not mean it isnt going on. so the question/debate/wtv should not be whether or not global warming exists but rather what the cause is.
marmlr339 14
climate change is just a man made concept designed to make people "go green." Ad scientific evidence can be manipulated to suit anyones theory...
sourgirl101 29
How about the "cause" that there's BIG money behind scaring people into believing what you want them to think. Sorry, I'm going to bow out of this conversation because it is way over my head. But just because it's feed to you doesn't mean you need to eat it!
nerdwithagun 0
65, you do realize that scientific evidence isn't just a load of **** and bull, right? I mean, did you ever even pay attention in school when you were a kid? When basically all scientists support a conclusion, it is the undeniable truth.
RedPillSucks 33
Sourgirl, I didn't say I didn't believe in the Ice age, I was just making a joke because Cyosaric said "Remember the Ice age". I'm not sure how believing in the ice age differs from believing in climate change? Aren't they both supported by scientific evidence? Why is one valid but the other not?
XTheDesertSongX 17
OH LORD I HAVE STARTED A HUGE FIGHT
itsbutagame 0
snow gets boring after a while.
WesleyW32 10
How stupid are you? The climate has changed very little over the years. Far less than predicted. Ask a college history professor what they think about global warming. They'll laugh at you. Temperatures have fluctuated throughout history, so this "global warming" is BS.
kaity111 0
Hey, anything's better than work! Haha
catatonicsleep 17
You'd be warmer if you moved around instead of sitting still... Do some cooking, then you can get warm standing round the stove and oven.
adze09 0
Must be from the UK...snow here has reached another level 4 ft tall so far
Albertkoholic 8
suck it up princess.
The_Fonz_fml 0
good time to practice snow survival and keeping warm in the snow
XTheDesertSongX 17
I have an idea to keep your mind off of the cold, unforgiving weather! Go to work(: Wait.. FFUUUUUUU-
ulicksam 0
You have no heat and don't have to go to work but you're going to stay in bed all day instead of getting the boiler fixed? YDI for being a sloth.
W4X 0
Yeah! Because when I hear "Extreme Weather Conditions" and my job is closed which can be 3 times bigger than my house, I know MY house isn't going to get problems too.