By freezingggg - Reserved
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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  telli164  |  30

#59. Yeah let's all insult the OP when we know nothing of the situation, other than the fact he's cold as fuck and his parents won't let him turn the heating on.. How do you know he doesn't have a job and doesn't contribute? Get outta here

By  perdix  |  29

Why don't you squat on the toaster and thaw out your frozen balls?

If you have a toaster with wide bagel-ready slots, or tiny nuts, you can probably get your balls way down into the toaster for energy-efficient warming.