frostedfoster

About Frostedfoster

“Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?” - Thomas Daggett, The Prophecy -------------------- Its a raging fire that has burned away everything..And I'm living in the smoky haze of the aftermath..No happy, no sad, no mad, no joy, no sorrow... nothing... All is smoke and ash

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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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A new thumb
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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50 quality comments
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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Frostedfoster's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shmarf - / Saturday 20 June 2015 06:00 / United States - Belton

Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Saturday 1 October 2016 09:00 / Australia - Tennyson

Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 13 September 2016 16:33 / United States - Orlando

Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it