Littered

By Anonymous - 19/04/2020 14:00

Today, I'm on crutches and wearing an orthopedic boot because a 22.5 pound box of cat litter fell out of my back hatch onto my foot. FML

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Sunday 19 April 2020 22:13

Sounds like physics and gravity and such to me. It'd be much more of an FML if you were disabled by a falling bag of marshmallows. Your YDI count would have gone through the roof if it were a falling case of hoarded toilet paper!

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