By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
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jennawill10 10

Ever watched The Roomate? Yeah, you probably shouldn't now! :-/

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runnamuk 6

I know the OP specified that it was random, but those odds make me doubt that....

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Demonfish 14

OP should bring a peace offering, namely bacon and/or wine :)

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yahoowizard 16

And then you got a free hitman at your disposal

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SkyBirdy 5

Shes only an assassin if she kills famous people, cough*

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starbucksguy 16

60:- assassins can be used to kill non-famous people too...

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italiancows 8

Be careful! Tell the cops! If she threatend to kill me i would get her ass arrested!

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Deeznutzhairy 7

It's a small world after allllll, it's a small world afterrrr alllllllll , it's a small smallll world ._.

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ferrousWheel 6

Falling asleep on the L key, #3?

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FMLshark 12

I've doneeee that beforeeee. ... Shit, oops. Keeep falling asleeeep on the "eeee" key.

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Akazuki 26

Scar: "Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little more bounce in it" Zazu: "It's a smaaallll world aaaafter alllllll--" Scar: "NO, NO! ANYTHING but that one!" Zazu: "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedly-dee, there they are standing in the road...."

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khaayotic 16

You specifically ? Or would her reaction be the same to any other person who ended up being her roommate ?

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ladyLALAA 28

"A girl who threatened to kill me." Pretty sure it was OP, yes. I don't think the death threat had anything to do with being roomies.

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ebdeadaccount 11

Forgive me for my cluelessness but what is 'OP' exactly?

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IndieApathy 21

#49, you must be new to FML. It means Original Poster (unless I'm severely mistaken), and is used in reference to the person who wrote the FML... :)

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thisisafunnyname 12

51 is lying, it means Orgy Pooper, as in someone who poops during orgies

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Iknoweverything 29

You know, when I started on FML, I would NEVER ask "who's OP?" I went on to Urbandictionary, and looked it up myself. I don't know why people keep asking. It's not that hard to find stuff out, you're already on the internet, LOOK IT UP! Yeah, I'm mean, but I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking it either.

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Keevarou 17

"I want to play a game.." So, let the games begin!! But serious mode on: you should talk to the landlord or such and see if you can get assigned to another room In those cases, it should not be a problem:) So good luck and FYL :/

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petraphotoDOTca 6

yeah! just find another mismatched pair and make the changes yourself ...THEN tell the school/landlord (they'd rather make administrative changes than deal with other people's issues)

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zm0nster 2

Maybe OP did something to make her say this..?

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jennawill10 10

Ever watched The Roomate? Yeah, you probably shouldn't now! :-/

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Roevera 14

whatever you do! Don't bring an innocent kitten into your place! Or make sure there are no laundry facilities near by.. :(

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hthelittleone 10

^ and don't wear a belly ring.

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polkadots123 2

Make sure u don't show her your tattoos. Hope u don't have a bad relationship with ur ex?

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igive 29

what did you do that would make her want to kill you?

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kandi_kid69 15

Probably stole her bacon and ice cream. >:I

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downtime 12

I get the feeling that whatever it was, it was probably something stupid.

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A7x4REVer 3

If someone stole my bacon and ice cream, I'd do a little more than kill them...I would brutally slaughter them, then steal their soul

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skygirl_01 5

Even though this makes it easier for her to kill you it also makes her more of a main suspect if she ever did kill you, I think

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niharika 4

Are you still alive? That means you are gonna be safe with her.

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peachesncreem 21

You never know.. She could be studying OP's every move, secretly plotting away.. Waiting for the perfect time to strike.. Sorry. Too muct crime tv :)

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thiscrazything 1

That's why OP should strike first.

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