Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
Your thief is amusing, his theft is not. Sucks to be you, good sir.
FMLreader017 0
if there is finger prints and he gets caught go to him and say CHECKMATE BITCHHH!!!!'
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Comments (78)
EbonyGoddess 0
holii shyt!!! that person was goooood dayum
omey 0
I still use a cd player. Mainly mp3 cds. They are cheep when they break compared to the expensive, broken mp3 players I have had in the past. Easy to just make another cd.
Xader 0
Mine has two USB ports, RCA input, Aux, and Bluetooth, but I still use the CD player on occasion. It's nice to have the option.
fourzerofour 0
Dude... your car needs to be able to defend itself. Like... try making it look less expensive. Also, try enabling the car to deliver non-lethal electric shocks when one touches the handles or other metal part without disabling the security system. I'd like to see the thief steal another radio after being tasered by a car.
kimmiebubimi 3
**** THAT BITCH!!! I mean. sorry to hear that.
z3vil 11
sucks for you, but that note is epic.
seanj 0
owned lol
Hurly26 0
If it was just installed and it didn't go off or anything you should be able to file a report and take whoever installed the car alarm to court because their set-up/equipment was faulty.
Travis420 0
That crook is an O.G. serious baller. Whoever that guy is he is my hero
RenaBena7 0
Make sure you get a player that you can take out easily & put it in your trunk when you leave your car. Better safe than sorry "/
cheeriously 4
If you would've had a general deterrence this wouldn't of had happened...