Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
Your thief is amusing, his theft is not. Sucks to be you, good sir.
FMLreader017 0
if there is finger prints and he gets caught go to him and say CHECKMATE BITCHHH!!!!'
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Comments (78)
cthulhu1138 1
Just import a security system from South Africa and anyone foolish enough to try to break into your car will be in for a surprise. Or, just do what most people in cities do and don't leave anything valuable in your car.
perdix 31
Get an 8-track player and you'll be able to leave your windows rolled down. Occam's Razor: the simplest solution is always the best.
snowgun10 0
Love your solution!
Zamax 0
It's simple. The thief must be someone you know. Otherwise, they wouldn't have said, "Try Again." It could be anyone who knew about the installations. Check mechanics, coworkers with the police. Hell, it could have been family doing it as a joke. But check the people. My guess is the mechanics because of the fact that they were able to remove the stuff. But it's just a guess. Good luck on your clue hunt.
XAMezaki 0
I wouldn't think the joke was really funny, since they smashed the windows and disabled the wires
judices 0
call the cops?? with a 13? keep g out YO mouth
davek 36
FYL if this is true, but there have been a few similar ones lately.
totalbadass 0
I wish I was the guy who did that, epic win.
flavidz 0
who still puts CD players in their cars? top of the in '99!
YDI_King 0
YDI for buying crap. did you do research before you made the purchase?
shmeeze21 0
http://ihatejade.com/?id=fmr3sk3ldokh3fzvbu4nsd7nolt3z8 pretty funny
Peacemaker9 7
Lol!!!!!!!! Man this was funny!!!!!!!!!!!! Sucks that your car was broken into though.............
FairLouisa 0
Well, atleast he's an amusing theif?