Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
Your thief is amusing, his theft is not. Sucks to be you, good sir.
FMLreader017 0
if there is finger prints and he gets caught go to him and say CHECKMATE BITCHHH!!!!'
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Comments (78)
blastvortex 4
Haven't you ever heard of detachable face plates? More to the point, why get a CD player at all? An MP3 player and a tuner is all you need, and if you bothered to look, it wouldn't have cost you much more (if at all) than what you did buy.
nickie226 0
#2-did it say ANYWHERE that the OP bought it from a thief? No, no it did not. Also, some people LIKE listening to CDs, or they have alot.
YOMyLifeSuck 0
hahaha "Try Again" ful XD
bsias4ever 0
LMFAO. That's hilarious. Put another one in. Plant a trip activated C4 charge in the car. And blow the guy to pieces. Hey. You might lose a car and a radio. But in your new car i bet no one will touch anything.
UselessName 0
Lmfao,i like that thief xD
zungg 5
try to find yr cd player in the antique market.
sarahbethghost 0
I heard myths in Portland (OR) that if you have an audio store install your car stereo equipment/cd player they will come to your house and steal your equipment. I know people that would drive a few hours away and have them install the equipment there. I don't know if its true or happens in other places. But its something to consider.
Xader 0
This has actually happened in Hood River, OR. The place is still in business, but most wont do business with them.
sterotype 2
shit try again this time watch ur car from the bushes with a bebe gun
theonlyknownlink 0
#25 that made me lol. P: The OP is a man btw and that really sucks. I feel bad for you. :( Better luck next time :D
ArchieWrath 0
I've always said, if you're going to commit a minor crime, do it with a sense of humour.