Animals and Cats: Kitten time

Kitten time

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 00:30

Today, I came home from putting my 18 year-old cat to sleep to find 3 months worth of prescription food, medication and cat litter on my porch. It isn't returnable. FML

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You deserved it 103

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By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 774

You deserved it 68

By Cat Ashes - 05/12/2013 05:18 - United States - Dewitt

Today, I received an unexpected package from my mother. It contained my cat's ashes. Apparently he died 3 weeks ago and she thought this was the best way to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 2 793

By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 737

You deserved it 5 259

Don't harsh our buzz, filthy human

By Ubehage - 06/01/2023 03:00 - Denmark

Today, I bought a huge 1kg bag of catnip and told the delivery driver to just leave the package inside the door. They then left me a soft plastic bag full of catnip. Guess who came home to two stoned cats and a messed up house… FML

I agree, your life sucks 322

You deserved it 1 066

By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 448

You deserved it 2 400

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By Loopy - 07/05/2019 06:00 - Belgium

Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 029

You deserved it 467

Welcome home!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 812

You deserved it 135

By Jeanna S. - 23/11/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 410

You deserved it 28 263

By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 124

You deserved it 4 440

By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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You deserved it 6 878

pr21 4

Monday 26 April 2021 1:27

Turn it into a positive and donate it all

pr21 4

Monday 26 April 2021 1:26

Feel good and donate it.

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pr21 4

Monday 26 April 2021 1:26

Feel good and donate it.

pr21 4

Monday 26 April 2021 1:27

Turn it into a positive and donate it all

Brigfture 7

Monday 26 April 2021 2:43

Or get a new cat

Shzusuziq11 9

Monday 26 April 2021 16:27

Amazon will take returns. if it's from Chewy, I know if you call them they've been known to reimburse you, and then telling you to donate it. Sorry about your loss.....

emmalou 19

Tuesday 27 April 2021 5:39

Get in the phone with customer service & cry ur ass off Don't stop w/out at least store credit

Elizabeth Burley 22

Tuesday 27 April 2021 20:42

I'm so sorry for your loss. Why not donate everything to a local shelter or SPCA? It may help you feel better, and who knows, maybe get a new kitten while you're there :) Best of luck!