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By lifesmells - Canada

Ouch

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML
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By  Seti_fml  |  0

haven't you ever seen someone use a blender before?

did you ever wonder why they always had a hand on the top of it?

lol i hate to sound so mean, but you seriously deserve it... i mean really! thats a lack of common sense right there

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By  Seti_fml  |  0

haven't you ever seen someone use a blender before?

did you ever wonder why they always had a hand on the top of it?

lol i hate to sound so mean, but you seriously deserve it... i mean really! thats a lack of common sense right there

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  amandajj  |  0

Depends on the blender, really. A good blender, you shouldn't need to keep you hand on top of it... that is why the lid locks in place. However if you have a cheap'o piece of crap, then I guess you do...

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By  clutchcake  |  0

What do you expect him to ask? If it wasn't for your utter incomptetence the man would be drinking deliciousness right now. Also, have you never seen a sitcom. Exploding blenders are sitcom 101.

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By  AK  |  2

YD the first part, but FYL for the second part.

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