Ouch

By lifesmells - 27/06/2009 00:29 - Canada

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 793
You deserved it 13 087

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Seti_fml 0

haven't you ever seen someone use a blender before? did you ever wonder why they always had a hand on the top of it? lol i hate to sound so mean, but you seriously deserve it... i mean really! thats a lack of common sense right there

You didn't clean your kitchen for weeks?

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Seti_fml 0

haven't you ever seen someone use a blender before? did you ever wonder why they always had a hand on the top of it? lol i hate to sound so mean, but you seriously deserve it... i mean really! thats a lack of common sense right there

I agree.... Everybody knows you need to watch what you're doing with a blender. YDI

amandajj 0

Depends on the blender, really. A good blender, you shouldn't need to keep you hand on top of it... that is why the lid locks in place. However if you have a cheap'o piece of crap, then I guess you do...

what did OP expect?? now stop complaining, and go make me some dinner!

wintamint101 7

shoulda made him a sandwich instead

Hahaha. Happened to me a while ago, and my kitchen was covered in milkshake for weeks.

You didn't clean your kitchen for weeks?

nobeans6131 0

hahahahHHAHHAHAhahahahahahHAHAHAHHhhahahahHAHAHHAhHHAHAHAhahahaha hes kool

girandwogpig 0

He's not cool hes a pimp!!

emmmilyyy 0

haha thats fuckin laamee..... i hope youre ok. dump your boyfriend too he's obv a useless sack of bullshit

Dante167 0

#4 How bout you take out the rag and calm down.

Shizden 0

Mine locks on then does it :D

What do you expect him to ask? If it wasn't for your utter incomptetence the man would be drinking deliciousness right now. Also, have you never seen a sitcom. Exploding blenders are sitcom 101.

ihatestupidppl 0

"If it wasn't for your utter incomptetence the man would be drinking deliciousness right now." LMAO that line made my day.

lmmmr 0

The man could also make his own.

thereitgo 1

lmfao I agree with #40. FML commenters are getting more clever by the day.

he sounds like a real fag, nice of you to show your one too.

Total bummer... I hope you still made him one! If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

FerrSureKatrina 0

lol, thats great. i would have asked that same thing. :D

laurenlovelyyy 0

#4. Shutup, geeez. did he want a pussy juice smoothie? ;)

AK 2

YD the first part, but FYL for the second part.