Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take two hours to get there. They called two hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another two hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, I was driving home through the middle of nowhere when a screw punctured my car tire. I arrived at the town's only auto shop to find that it had closed early. Frantic, I dialed the emergency number listed on the shop's locked door. On the other side of the glass, a phone began to ring. FML
Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML
Today, I got not one but two flat tires after hitting two separate potholes big enough to take chunks out if my original rim and to bend the shit out of my spare. This was in about a 3 mile radius and within minutes of each other. FML
Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML
Today, at 5:30 on a Sunday, I noticed my tire had a bubble in it. I found a tire shop 15 minutes away that would be closing at 6pm and made it there in time, but the shop had closed early. I left to try and make it to the next one and had a blow out. FML
Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that the two front tires on our van were flat. Now we won't have a vehicle all week since the tire shop is booked solid. We just went through this with the rear tires two weeks ago. FML
Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML
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Top comments
ohjessica 11
Haha, damn. What a coincidence.
iforgited 2
Learn to change a tire
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Comments (147)
NomadicFlo 4
What happened to spare tires in the trunk?
brianjman14 23
Wow, what are the chances?
SayHiToChucky 0
Typical horror movie beginning.
Lolpizza_fml 0
Smart driver. Are you sure its not going to take an extra four hours because they have to pick up the other one first?
5chadenfreude 6
A flat tire while going to fix another flat tire? Inception!!
EODTEC 5
It's like a taco within a taco within a taco bell inside a kfc inside a mall... INSIDE YOUR BRAIN!
Capt_Oblivious 10
Call Jimmy Johns and ask for a tire with you food, no worries.
sarah2144 14
#47 has the right idea. Should've called Jimmy John's.
ginger123456789 0
Freaky fast delievery
snowman420 0
Ever called AA?
8sq 13
Um... Alcoholist's annanomys?
ryan41297 0
And then the zombies invade and kill you and eat ur brain
mannykinz 9
What the balls.
upwardSpiral 4
oh the irony