Work: Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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By Ewwwww - 27/05/2019 11:59

Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:47

Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.

delphina 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:19

Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.

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grimmjowj 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:03

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful how stupid

Clare420 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 23:17

it's your problem tho. your job is cashier isn't it someone elses job to clean shit up

zimandme123 0

Friday 17 June 2011 23:27

umm, wow??? just get a mop????

thatguynamedsky 32

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:08

a cashier shouldnt have to clean up pee. ever.

NHLuffy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:04

since when can girls be sons? o_O

adrenochrome_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:07

Wait what? So is it a girl or a boy?

Doopliss 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:07

Who peed? The boy or girl?

Lambshanks 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:09

Well written!

qwertyuiop8989 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:10

So her son is a little girl?.....hmmmm.....BTW that lady is an asshole and some pure WT.

ffffffffffffffff_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:11

you may want to proofread next time.. FAIL.

Shnap 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:14

There could of been two kids and girl and a boy, and the girl pointed it out. Either way the chicks a bitch. People like that shouldn't have kids if they don't want to take responsibility for what there kids do.