A pasting for pasties

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, some bloke pushed me to the floor and kicked me twice in the head so he could steal, no joke, the two Greggs pasties I just bought. He wasn’t homeless either, he had designer jeans and a giant iPhone, and he did it in broad daylight with witnesses. What the hell? FML
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Sounds like a self-centered blowhard. Since people saw and security cameras are almost everywhere, I'd seek that to press charges. Definitely do report the incident. But knowing his type, you can almost guarantee he'll be around that area again so I'd look for retribution.

ojoRojo 27

Drugs? Drugs.

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Sounds like a self-centered blowhard. Since people saw and security cameras are almost everywhere, I'd seek that to press charges. Definitely do report the incident. But knowing his type, you can almost guarantee he'll be around that area again so I'd look for retribution.

TBH would probably do worse for a Greggs sausage roll

Was thinking the security at this strip club must be awful. A "pastie" usually refers to something women use to cover their nipples.

Dissapointment 11

I think he meant Greggs pastries

No he meant pasty. Look it up. It’s like a meat pie thing.

That looks like an ad for Greggs pastries.

ojoRojo 27

Drugs? Drugs.

Warp1978 15

Do you live in London, certainly sounds like a London crime. I once got threatened with a broken bottle for my shopping (cereal and bread) I'd let it go and move on