Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, I got reached out to by an old flame who, in her words, “wants to fuck the life out of me again.” We’re both engaged to new people and have kids. The hardest part? She looks even better now than ever, and I’m a fat hairy slob. FML
Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
Today, after I got reacquainted with an old friend with whom it'd been 12 years since we last spoke, both divorced, with kids, we started talking, start feeling things for each other. We'd both agreed to take things slow. We spend an amazing weekend together, made plans to spend my birthday together, and then I was ghosted. FML
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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nl98 0
Don't take her back?
saucey12 1
please tell me you changed your number or put a block....
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Comments (122)
darry107 0
just be like fuckit and bail. you dont need that shit. anyway she onli wants to take advantage of you.
youdidwhatnow 0
I ain't saying she's a gold digger. But she ain't messing with the broke to broke. Your better off without her.
JokingJoe 0
Dont do it!! you'll be miserable
paulrod 0
this is more like FHL
hope20 0
ha this is great I would tell her there's nothing you can do hang up and laugh your ass off
Sukimaye 0
oops bye
BikerMike 0
tell her you would like to film her getting ****** by a horse, and post it on the internet.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
While I normally find this intriguing and somewhat arousing... um... I forgot where I was going with this comment. Carry on.
jmeg_fml 0
dude, your life is awesome. look at what you avoided. this isn't an fml, it's a WIN don't get me wrong - i don't want her to be unhappy, and i wish her all the best - but sometimes it's good when things don't work out the way you wanted
BlinkOnceForYes 0
I think this is a FHL more than a FYL. Her life has gone to shambles and she wants you back, and some how that makes YOUR life suck? I don't get it. The girl you fell MADLY in love with wants you back. So she's gained weight and is going through a horrible time. And your life sucks? I don't get it.
hrtstealer 0
don't be her sorry ass backup plan. you deserve a better person than her if she didn't consider you 8 years ago. that is a lot of baggage and I was not talking about her weight.