By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 734
You deserved it 8 883

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Parking. You're doing it wrong.

Maybe you should think about where you park next time.

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Hey, it's the circle of life.

Alwayspullout 7

Learn how/where to park, and you wouldn't be involved in that particular circle...

Now i wanna watch lion king

she probably saw it before you did and tried to pay for some of it

U know this always happens to me! Whenever I'm really happy for something - god will strike me down with something bad and put me back in my place... :-( I guess im just one of those ppl who are destined to be never too happy... OP is probably part of this unhappy club...

I just pictured a sun rising in the scene, with "WAAABAGENDENIAWOWAHEEYA" playing in the background

I'm not sure that is a Stan Smith quote, if it is, it certainly isn't memorable, which is why character based FML accounts fail.

51 - maybe he just wanted to comment and really likes the show?

Hmm... that might work.

9- I ALWAYS wanna watch Lion King! Oh I just can't wait to be kiiiiinng!!!!! :D

I read that in Stan's voice

Maybe you should think about where you park next time.

p3mguin 7

Agreed, don't park some where If you don't know he rules

MizzErikaHart 8

Wow that's bad luck op, especially considering you probably only parked there for 5 minutes.

bluekid7 5

The old lady was psychic!!

Parking. You're doing it wrong.

It must have been a ninja meter maid if you're delivering a pizza and get a ticket

At least you weren't so dumb you parked in the disabled handicap spots. That's 250

Lol don't even pay it it's not even your car

borkchop1992 15

The world is a dick

That sounds like the opening line to the worst metaphor-based poem ever.

Really? Considering the shape, I would have thought the world was part of a set of balls.

KiddNYC1O 20

"Eat a dick, stingray."

Correction: The world is a vampire.

Your deduction skills are astounding!

Makes me wonder where he parked. I love mysteries! c:

Ok detective, reread the first sentence of the FML.

Here let me help you solve this mystery. He probably just parked somewhere he shouldn't have, hence the parking ticket. There Mystery Solved. Your welcome :)

FMLshark 12

His welcome what, 32?

petloverlcd 7

It was most likely that he parked in a handicap parking spot because he delivered food to an elderly lady who might be living at an old folks home. But, I guess we'll never know for sure.

missabbey 3

Well I don't really think u deserve it but I would check where I'm parking next time. But sorry op tht sux

anoellem 1

Net time You deliver pizza take the pony express instead of your car... Unless you can get tickets on a horse too... Then you're just screwed

Yea net time..maybe

anoellem 1

Next*

hockeyoceancity 13

She missed one letter no need to be so annonying about one letter... You still knew what she meant. You are an imposter i will not respect your authority.

TarieBoo 2

41- you're just saying that because she's pretty...

hockeyoceancity 13

She is pretty but doesn't change the fact that i've did something similar to this two other times and they were both guys and i'm not bisexual or homosexual so... Just no need to correct someone when all that happened is they missed one letter.

anoellem 1

Lol it's really not a big deal guys but thank you. It was just a harmless joke. This site is way too serious haha.

TayonaC 10

Explains why he got such a large tip...