Learn how/where to park, and you wouldn't be involved in that particular circle...

Now i wanna watch lion king

she probably saw it before you did and tried to pay for some of it

U know this always happens to me! Whenever I'm really happy for something - god will strike me down with something bad and put me back in my place... :-( I guess im just one of those ppl who are destined to be never too happy... OP is probably part of this unhappy club...

I just pictured a sun rising in the scene, with "WAAABAGENDENIAWOWAHEEYA" playing in the background

I'm not sure that is a Stan Smith quote, if it is, it certainly isn't memorable, which is why character based FML accounts fail.

51 - maybe he just wanted to comment and really likes the show?

Hmm... that might work.

9- I ALWAYS wanna watch Lion King! Oh I just can't wait to be kiiiiinng!!!!! :D

I read that in Stan's voice

Agreed, don't park some where If you don't know he rules

Wow that's bad luck op, especially considering you probably only parked there for 5 minutes.

The old lady was psychic!!

It must have been a ninja meter maid if you're delivering a pizza and get a ticket

At least you weren't so dumb you parked in the disabled handicap spots. That's 250

Lol don't even pay it it's not even your car

That sounds like the opening line to the worst metaphor-based poem ever.

Really? Considering the shape, I would have thought the world was part of a set of balls.

"Eat a dick, stingray."

Correction: The world is a vampire.

Ok detective, reread the first sentence of the FML.

Here let me help you solve this mystery. He probably just parked somewhere he shouldn't have, hence the parking ticket. There Mystery Solved. Your welcome :)

His welcome what, 32?

It was most likely that he parked in a handicap parking spot because he delivered food to an elderly lady who might be living at an old folks home. But, I guess we'll never know for sure.

Yea net time..maybe

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She missed one letter no need to be so annonying about one letter... You still knew what she meant. You are an imposter i will not respect your authority.

41- you're just saying that because she's pretty...

She is pretty but doesn't change the fact that i've did something similar to this two other times and they were both guys and i'm not bisexual or homosexual so... Just no need to correct someone when all that happened is they missed one letter.

Lol it's really not a big deal guys but thank you. It was just a harmless joke. This site is way too serious haha.

Explains why he got such a large tip...