Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
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Top comments
teague95 16
Parking. You're doing it wrong.
wallandpiece 16
Maybe you should think about where you park next time.
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Comments (104)
ralenti 3
you deserved it for not parking right. seems perfectly logically to me.
STFUGTFO 6
At least you got a tip and you have a job!! Stop being a negative nancy.
Estapc 3
!
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Negative nancy? Really ?
Estapc 3
I'm going to go out on a limb and say the cop and "old lady" were working together. The master plot to take over the world. One pizza man at a time!
fmldemo 3
Ho ho ho!!
AmericanShqiptar 1
lol ironyy
sighawkward 6
That's a cheap parking fine, even for Victoria!
hippie_lover123 6
who delivers pizza in a car?
circulareasoning 2
Nobody dies a virgin, life screws us all...
gosrisky 1
All these people saying "learn where to park next time". Sometimes there's just nowhere else to park. Especially if this is a college campus or something
whocares94 4
at least you didnt get two traffic tickets within a four day period ..for the dumbest reasons