Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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inomnomdinosaurs 4
Dude never lend your phone to someone younger than you... Not really your fault but should have know better.
HolaJessicaHola 0
You can't trust little kids with expensive things. Always keep an eye on them with expensive things.
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Comments (155)
musicluvr2000 11
He WAS playing a GAME
linkinpark98 24
Rules of the "game": Fill the phone with pudding and throw at a wall. Whoever gets the phone to spill out the most pudding wins!
musicluvr2000 11
Yes exactly
iandr0idos 0
iPhone? deserved it
victoriakarsynn 0
26-cool story hoe, suck it again
smartblondey 5
My son flushed my iPhone down the toilet cause I told him he had to put it up and talk to his grandmama...it was brand new..:(
Birdie_Sage 0
You should play with your little brother more.
linkinpark98 24
A game of hide and seek would have saved this person's phone. xD
zombi3ki113r14 4
All I can suggest next time is OTTER BOX
jellyD 1
No good deed ever goes unpunished...
KiwiKitten 2
I know you were trying to be nice and all but you really should have been at least in the same room as him to make sure that didn't happen.
firefighter4567 0
Haha that's y u don't give electronics to children under the age of 7
zingline89 18
"putting pudding" Funny how both words are pronounced the same
cetlawizard 15
87, actually...they're NOT....you just don't speak with proper enunciation.