Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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inomnomdinosaurs 4
Dude never lend your phone to someone younger than you... Not really your fault but should have know better.
HolaJessicaHola 0
You can't trust little kids with expensive things. Always keep an eye on them with expensive things.
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Comments (155)
tdawg4200 0
You deserved it. Children should not handle expensive gizmos.
Epic_Times 10
Always watch youngsters at all times especially with items you don't want broken. #125 I had an iPhone but as soon as my contract ran out I got a Samsung Galaxy S2 and I found that the S2 was much more stable then the iPhone and it has way more features... So yeah Android FTW!
phycoM1213 0
Well you hit him right?
Breanna416 3
welp uv just learned a valuable lesson
Zatheria 1
*There were pudding and a couple of big cracks in it.
charmanderCHAR 5
I'm pretty sure it's 'was', because 'pudding' is not plural, and because OP put 'pudding' first, it makes it 'was'. If written as: There were a couple of big cracks and pudding in it', then it'd be 'were'.
Zatheria 1
Actually, when subjects of a sentence are joined by "and", the verb is the plural form. It is irrelevant what order the subjects come in.
icychill10_fml 6
devious little ******* runt. make him stare at the nearest corner in your house.
Diagon197 5
Dude you are the most retarded guy on this planet. Never give something so expensive to you're younger brother even if he begs you to never do it.
LPfan4L 1
Not your iPhone! Damn! I won't let anybody touch mine haha
Davick 0
and another iPhone bits the dust
lvl19virgin 0
YDI for having an iPhone