Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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Top comments
inomnomdinosaurs 4
Dude never lend your phone to someone younger than you... Not really your fault but should have know better.
HolaJessicaHola 0
You can't trust little kids with expensive things. Always keep an eye on them with expensive things.
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Comments (155)
SeemsToFail 0
The iphone screens break hecka easy
clm123455 14
Yeah. I learned that over and over again. Haha(: I am the biggest clutz ever.
Inediblepeaches 15
I've had my iPhone for about a year and it doesn't even have a tiny scratch. This is coming from someone who has tripped while standing still, Broken her collarbone on a door, slipped on concrete, fallen off bleachers while sitting on them, and several other mishaps. My nickname is Derpy. I'd have to be the clumsiest person ever, but my phone is in top shape, and I've dropped in on a road before. Completely fine. The screens are moron proof.
clm123455 14
48: obviously people have proven your theory wrong.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Yours probably has no scratches cuz you probably have a case on it and a screen protecter, so of course yours has not scratches
deviable 9
Your screen must be made out of diamond because mine will break if I look at it too hard.
MissHayleyJames 7
My last one I dropped on concrete all the time and the case magically protected it. Then one day I knocked it off the kitchen counter onto a linoleum floor. Kaboom. I think they're made just to taunt us.
clm123455 14
Oh the horror of iPhones and iPod's.
grapes678yourmom 1
Stupid
MrBob96 0
The boy did good.
bettyc4 26
So did you learn your lesson?
amoyer0418 1
You should buy him one and find out
texas_redneck88 10
Should have put an otter box defender case on it, then you wouldn't have had those cracks. YDI
sassytappy89 0
Dude someone finally feels my cracked iPhone pain. Lol. Too bad. If you use ur warranty you can get a new one for $150.
zach8771 3
It wasn't pudding
magicdragon5 2
It was penis-pudding
tomatorawr3 0
Or you can simply buy a new screen on amazon for like $20-$25 bucks and install it.
micahsmommy 13
Look on the bright side - free pudding :)
spd2fst4u 5
Ydi for letting a child use your phone.