Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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Top comments
inomnomdinosaurs 4
Dude never lend your phone to someone younger than you... Not really your fault but should have know better.
HolaJessicaHola 0
You can't trust little kids with expensive things. Always keep an eye on them with expensive things.
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Comments (155)
Inediblepeaches 15
YDI for being irresponsible with your phone. Little kids can't handle that. Which is why I got an Otterbox. I have a grabby 6 year old sister. Things wouldn't work out very well without it.
jillybean555 5
I could come up with a million explanations of why your iphone was like that
skyeyez9 25
This is why I don't like some of my daughter's friends inside my house. Most of her friends are fine, but a few are real rough with her toys and electronics and have broke some things.
pinkglitz 2
Hahaha sucks for you! XD
ss_20_xx 14
That's why people like you shouldnt own iphones.
AntiLove187 4
O_o please tell you made him swallow a bunch of napkins.....
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
Nobody deserves to have there iPhone filled with pudding. What you did was an act of kindness. I agree your life sucks.
Taymah49 7
I don't even let my niece & nephew play with my phone. That was a real bright idea to forget about it.
pipc 10
YDI little kids don't need to be playing on iphones
crimsonprodigy 15
Why the **** would any one give something expensive to a child? Really your just setting yourselves up for a disaster.