Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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inomnomdinosaurs 4
Dude never lend your phone to someone younger than you... Not really your fault but should have know better.
HolaJessicaHola 0
You can't trust little kids with expensive things. Always keep an eye on them with expensive things.
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Comments (155)
iamcoolyo 5
Otter box or better yet LifeProof
DJDude_Arazely 10
Ha-ha :D I have a friend next door the same thing happened to her. Twice. She's had to buy 2 iPhones in the past 9 months for lending it to her 2 year old sister. Apparently she didn't learn her lesson the first time. It sucks, sorry about that. :P
CH33ZBURGER 0
you deserve it for owning an iPhone
Skelebitch 0
And this is why little kids should be playing with toys...not iPhones. Give him a He-Man and a few Hot Wheels. Keeps me amused. It should work on a child too.
rachiemonster 0
If be ****** pissed
blahprincess 0
I let my 8-year-old cousin use my iPhone on his birthday. He washed it because "it was dirty" and totally killed it.
nicholasj96 9
Dumbass
ErinPinelli 24
Idiot.
AngryAmerican 18
Never give nice things to kids. don't have kids
Magicdevil226 11
"You got any games on that phone"